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A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan
Officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for three weeks
and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need
some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to
a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the
bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to
accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at
the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000
loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the
bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Three weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the
interest, which comes to $18.41.
The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your
business, and this Transaction has worked out very well, but we are a
little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that
you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to
borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for
three weeks for only $18.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
Finally... a smart "Blonde" joke! |
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