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a bear and a rabbit Category: Animal
  a bear and a rabbit are standing in a forest and a genie pops up in front of them and grants them three wishes the bear goes first and says "i wish all the bears in the forest were females" the wish is granted then the rabbit says "i wish i had a motobike with unlimited fuel" so there in front of him appears a motobike then the bear thimks thats a stupid wish then says "i wish all the bears in the next forest were females" so the genie granted the wish then the rabbit said "i wish i had a helmet for my motocycle" so he got a helmet the genie said "you both have one more wish" so the bear said "ok i wish all the bears in the world are female" so all the bears in the world became female but by this time the rabbit had rode of on his motocycle and he calls back "i wish the bear was gay"
submitted by: lucas4692 date: 2007-11-29
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